danandphilonfire:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

bouns if you do it as amaizngphil

bateur:

“my mom said if this gets 5000000 notes shes call me her son and thats a huge deal for me and her”
why does your mom care about notes on a website please consult a family therapist because your relationship is weird and your mother doesnt need the approval of the internet to treat you as a human being.

beatdown-strider:

Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport and got the random idea of Eridan as a russian nesting doll.

knochensoldaten:

So I’m pretty much done cosplaying homestuck so here’s a giveaway!
You can win:
Alpha Dave shirt and apple glasses!
Roxy shirt and scarf!
Rose shirt!
Kanaya shirt and horns!
RuleS???
Reblog yo’ amount doesn’t matter but it really only shows up once
Followers get other things like rose sash and roxy wig

Uuh random number generator will do the pickings and this ends June 1st

gallifreyan-pizza:

• X-Men
• Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
• Batman
• Star Trek 
• Star Wars
• And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

smashalash:

I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THESE GUYS HAVE HAD 150+ DAYS OR SOMETHING TO BE THE BEST BROS ON THE FACE OF THEIR PLANETS THEIR BICEPTS OF mUST BY NOW BE BULGING WITH THE MUSCLE MASS GAINED FROM THE LABORS OF HI-FIVING SO GODDAMN MUCH

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

I’ve done this out of habbit about 5,000 times.

jesus-was-a-gay-hipster:

letmelarryyou:

makesmyspeakersgoboomboom:

kansasprincess97:

Hell yeah!

OH MY GOD

ITGOTBETTER.JPEG

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

thedoctor-wearsconverse:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

Oh my god it’s both relaxing and scary at the same time, though the first time i couldn’t stop laughing

astrayan:

AW YEAH, my first giveaway! Only because I reached 100 followers! Thank you guys you’re all awesome <3

SOOOO, LET’S GO TO THE FUN PART!

WHAT YOU GET:

~ 1 tshirt of your choice from TopatoCo!

~ 1 hoodie of your choice from TopatoCo!

~ 1 captchalogue white board!

~ 1 glasses of your choice! (dirk/terezi/sollux/feferi)

RULES!

~ Theres no need to follow me, BUT if you do, instead of 1 of each thing you’ll get 3 OF EACH O: ~i’m rad right~ (doesnt apply to the white board, sorry i dont see why you need 3 white boards xD)

~ Reblog and likes count, but please don’t spam your followers!

~ Giveaway blogs are not accepted! I’ll check >:O

~ You need to have your ask box open, and be comfortable with giving me your address! (i’m brazilian so you really dont have to worry heh, w/e)

~ I’ll ship internationally!

~ Thats it! Have fun! Good luck! :D

{ GIVEAWAY ENDS IN MY BIRTHDAY, MAY 28th 2013 }

agil-san:

thehatterschild:

crustified:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.

I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT

reminds me of shingeki 

alongcameatom:

WOW THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY OF YOU!
SO HERE’S SOME STUFF

WHAT YOU CAN WIN

IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME AS OF NOW YOU COULD WIN

1. A DERSE AND A PROSPIT HOODIE!
2. 20 HOMESTUCK SHIRTS
3. A WIG OF YOUR CHOICE (under $50)
4. A COUSTOM PAINTED SKATEBOARD

IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME AS OF THE END OF THIS GIVEAWAY YOU COULD WIN

1. A DERSE AND A PROSPIT HOODIE!
2. 10 HOMESTUCK SHIRTS
3. A WIG OF YOUR CHOICE (under $30)
4. A COUSTOM PAINTED SKATEBOARD

IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW ME YOU CAN STILL WIN

1. A DERSE OR A PROSPIT HOODIE!
2. 5 HOMESTUCK SHIRTS
3. A WIG OF YOUR CHOICE (under $25)

RULES

1. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS
2. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
3. LIKES COUNT

INTRODUCING A NEW WAY TO ENTER MY GIVEAWAY
GO TO MY BLOG AnD CLICK THE DONATE LINK AND DONATE $5 YOU WILL GET 10 ENTRIES INTO THE CONTEST
DONATING HELPS ME MAKE ALL OF THESES THINGS HAPPEN. YOU OFCOURSE DON’T HAVE TO GIVE ME A PENNY BUT I WOULD LOVE YOU IF YOU DO

CONTEST ENDS 6/10/13

ap0sen:

(( DO IT ))